Portland Doubledriver
this s-xual act is a combination of the portland piledriver & the portland -ssdriver.
it begins by positioning a chick with has her -ss straight up in the air with only the back of her head and neck touching the floor. she can be held in position by a couch or small table. a more flexible & talented ho can use the back of her arms and elbows to get her -ss in the right position.
a dude then stands over the chick, spits on her p-ssy, aims his c-ck straight down with his right hand, and drives it with much force into her c-nt. then the c-ck is completely pulled out. he then her spits on her b-tthole, aims his c-ck straight down again, and drives it into her -ss. this process is repeated back and forth from -ss to c-nt.
she was so drink last i got away with the portland doubledriver. she almost had one hole when i was done!
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