Portlorgasm


a news feature fawning over portland, oregon, printed primarily by news organizations like the new york times. these stories praise the city’s approach to transportation, its food cart scene and coffee addiction, its affordable housing and sensible fashion, and more.
did you see the times this week?” “why? did they have another portl-rg-sm?” “oh, just four: one on voodoo donuts, one on how “frugal” we all are, one on mississippi st.’s great “vibe”, and one on pdx’s “rich symphony of food”.” “oh great. if they keep these portl-rg-sms up, people will start coming all over this city.

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