portmantard


somebody r-t-rded in the art of portmanteaux.
“greg didn’t understand that when i sleep on a bed i call it a ‘sled’, because it’s a ‘bed’ that i ‘sleep’ in, therefore it’s called a ‘sled’. greg is such a portmantard.

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