a sh-tty non-genre of music that kids your roommates sister brings over use to describe the music they like or play when they’re trying to sound intelligent, cultured and like they appreciate the dichotomy of music, when in reality, they listen to oceana.
dumb-ss: i can’t tell you the name of my band, because we’re going to be a big deal, and we want to keep it under wraps. but we play post-artcore. we’re influenced by… (starts to name-drop a bunch of sh-tty bands), so you know, it’s awesome.
me: you’re a moron.
where you hunt for prey other than animals guy 1 :”dude who you gonna be predding on next ?” guy 2 :”maybe hannah or maybe molly im not sure”
a term derived from the text unlock reality which sp-wned the term unlock reality (ur) and the ur-effect. it is a phenomenon felt by people in the days prior to reading the text unlock reality. it describes a feeling of increased synchronicity with the universe that extends beyond mere coincidence. examples include locating objects of […]
- procrastination inception
to procrastinate doing something which was already a procrastination of doing something else john : “dude, yesterday i was procrastinating doing my term paper by cleaning the house but then i procrastinated that by watching a whole marathon of p-wn stars. it was a total procrastination inception!” steve : “you’re and idiot”
n. the condition of completing nothing while not sleeping. (procrastinsomnia is often accompanied by ridiculous computer games) at around 5am, she began to feel guilty about her procrastinsomnia, she only had two more hours before the exam yet couldn’t stop playing solitaire. joey’s parents were relieved when they were told that their son’s procrastinsomnia was […]
- professional jack*ss
someone who has been such a jack-ss that the person has become famous for it. osama bin laden: i am a professional jack-ss, and i’m proud of it! and i’m in h-ll for it! i love being a terrorist!