post-inaugural depression
the feeling of sadness that many people experience after the political climax of the inauguration of the president of their choice.
psychiatrist: tell me why you asked to see me today, ms.___.
patient: because i feel really, really, really sad – kind of drained and empty. when barack was president-erect – i mean, elect – i felt soooooo great, but now all i can think of is my cr-ppy job, my bills … depressing stuff like that …
psychiatrist: ah, yes, a cl-ssic case of post-inaugural depression. i notice that you first said “president erect” …. why do you think that was ….
etc., etc..
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