Post princess
often found on social networking sites such as twitter and facebook. this person (usually female) will post irritating status updates at a constant basis, upload pictures of every life event, and be constantly connected to these sites either by home computer or cell phone.
she is often known to add “pizazz” to her posts with – ~ and combinations thereof. ends status updates with “hit the cell!” or “i love you (current significant other’s name here) so much baby!~~~-”
-jennifer uploads photo of herself and current boyfriend-
jennifer: “i love you baby forever!~!!!!-”
-jennifer makes 12 status updates an hour about her trip to and from the mall-
jennifer: “having so much fun with the girls~!”
sam: “oh g-d, shut up already! freaking post princess.”
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