Post Wank Remorse (PWR)


you are about to w-nk and you have been thinking about a girl that wants you, but just doesn’t meet your standards. just before w-nking, you decide to text her something dirty because u are thinking “she’s not that bad , i’m gonna sh-g her” – she doesn’t reply – and after w-nking, you experience regret for sending the text when you were h-rny.
” you + me ,get it on tom night” – post w-nk remorse (pwr)

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