Postler


the inventor of the “post-t-vac” as seen on late night infomercials. the post-t-vac was originally named the postler, but the name tested poorly with consumers and was renamed. a little known fact is that the tube was modled after the inventors genitailia. yes, his p-n-s is long, empty and see thru, just like the post-t-vac.
i wish i had a bigger p-n-s, i know…… i will pull on my postler!

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