postpartum retardation
a disorder, typically affecting women, that causes extreme stupidity or loss of personality following the gestation and birth of a child. symptoms can include obsessing about the baby, giving of outrageously crazy names, treating the childless as second-cl-ss citizens, and seeing their demonic heathens as little angels and refusing to listen to reason.
that woman with the postpartum r-t-rdation parked her triple-wide stroller directly in front of the entrance to the womens’ bathroom and gave the death glare to anyone who asked her to move it.
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