pot head
the person who just read all these definitions and laughed at every one.
“so hey, like john, did you know that……wait sh-t i forgot what i was talking about”
someone who believes (1) any problem can be fixed by smoking marijuana, and (2) any activity is more enjoyable whilst stoned.
john: “hey man, wanna hang out?”
pothead: “yeah sure, you wanna smoke a bowl?”
john: “i dunno man, my throat’s been kinda sore lately.”
pothead: “oh that’s ok, a bowl will fix that.”
john: “really? well i’ve got this government test tomorrow too, so i probably shouldn’t smoke.”
pothead: “pot makes studying easier. you’ll enjoy the subject more!”
john: “you’re full of sh-t. next you’ll tell me weed can fix my chronic back pain and i should get high before visiting my grandma in the nursing home.”
pothead: “i’m glad you understand now. got a lighter?”
one who misses their international flight to amsterdam because they stopped off to smoke a bowl first
my friend rosen… is a pothead!
this word is definitely ***not*** pr-nounced \poa theed’\ — a person who’s only real goal is to spark up another bowl; basically ignoring all else unlike a regular, garden-variety stoner.
{chris}: hey joe, you know why danny didn’t show up for work this morning, donchya?
{joe}: yeah i do actually. danny is a real pothead, and probably p-ssed away his last $20 on a dime bag for christ sakes!!!
a person who when not even smoking pot still shows affects that he has, and will in the next 24 hours.
d-mn look at that pothead. his eyes are almost closed shut.
a more habitual cannabis smoker than your average stoner, a pothead cares very little about the outside world. potheads tend to gather in groups, although they can be quite content when left on their own, as most potheads enjoy one on one time with their ganj. potheads are not nessicarily lazy, stupid, or unmotivated. however, they are the ones wise enough to know that most of the sh-t that they’re supposed to do isn’t really that important, so they light a bowl instead.
me and my friends, we’re all such potheads. but d-mn, i don’t hate it.
wake and bake
lunch toking
420
sessions
midnight toking
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