potato shingles
potato shingles is a rare but brutal condition. potato shingles is contracted by eating too many red potatoes on thanksgiving day.
you used red potatoes on thanksgiving!? great now im going to get potato shingles.
i ate too many red potatoes during thanksgiving, i am surely going to get potato shingles.
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