from the chess-related movie searching for bobby fischer. the correct spelling is actually “patzer,” and it’s a derogatory name for a weak player. the term was revived in the kevin smith film, chasing amy
don’t be a complete f-ck-ng potzer like you were last night
a person who does or says something to make a fool of himself.
man, stop jumping around. you look like a potzer.
a person who plays for traps in a game of chess.
that potzer got me with a cheap opening trap.
showing grat-tude. used by huge douches who don’t feel they have to say the “a” in “appreciate”. often used by huge douches with “that” after it. can be used sincerely or sarcastically. is always sarcastic when used with “pal” after it. person a: “here you go.” person b: “ppreciate that.” (sincere) person a: “you are […]
sound you make when you’re mad at someone, want to call their attention, or when you got told and you have nothing else to say. the sound is made by closing your lips, clenching your teeth, putting your tongue on the roof of your mouth and opening your lips again. once there, try and pretend […]
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high quality, s-xy women. top shelf p-ssy. “yo, i got lucky and scored some premium trim last night!”
- preaching wombat
the act of two h-m-s-xual men rubbing their nipples on one another, one of the males (1) then proceeds to drop plants on the ground. while the second male (2) eats the plants from the ground, taking the bait, the other male (1) brutally rapes him. before -j-c-l-t–n, the two finish off by praying to […]
the art of putting off an onerous task by accomplashing a less onerous one. instead of doing expense reports at work i worked on definitions for urban dictionary, this procrastachievement helped me avoid real work for a little while