pouched
to be really tired.
i’ve been up since 4 i the morning i’m pouched
getting drunk, being drunk
i got so pouched last night.
she was pouched when she bought those pants.
let’s get pouched!
when the weed your smoking in the bong/pipe is all gone
where’s the weed? i swear it was rite here , pouched
the equivalent of being “iced”, but instead of a smirnoff ice, it is one of those p-ssy frozen daiquiris/margaritas sold in pouch-like containers. when a person gets “pouched”, they have to get on the floor in a most humiliating fashion and drink all of the pouch.
lucas’s friend walked into the room and lucas pulled out a hidden p-ssy -ss seagram’s daiquiri and yelled “pouched.” the friend then proceeded to get on his knees and suck the pouch until every last drop was gone. he was then given a cleveland steamer.
when a male gets kicked in the t-st-cl-s
dude you totally just got pouched.
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