Power Stance

utilising the immovable god-like foot plant stance (legsakimbo), equalising foot stance beneath each shoulder, legs arc’d, almost powersquat, but held half-way with unbelievable precision, arms extended to there most furthest reach, solid and cemented double revolver grip, either both on the gun, (over trigger & gripped, or trigger & wrist lock grib) preferably with a .44 or extended barrel & mag .357, firing off rounds in 0.25 slo-mo with no emotion, the unmistakable aspect of this action resonates aura grabbing tendencies and is widely becoming the unofficial definition of awesome, as portraying by it’s founding father harry callaghan, futher definitions relate to an unknown sauce comedy called the arc of death, been known to appear whilst, during, before or post garth marenghi sessions
that’s one heck of a powerstance! exudes absolute aura, resulting in slo-mo powergrabs, own the sp-ce
the stance typically employed by guitarists. it consists of spreading the legs about a little past shoulder width and bending the knees slightly. often employed by any musician that plays any music that involves headbanging.
d-ck lovgren’s power stance is at least six feet wide.

that guitarists power stance looks like a workout.

that crab-core power stance does not look good at all.
mark gormley’s signature move as seen in all his videos. just attempting to describe the gormley powerstance would cause a normal human to degenerate into a babbling idiot… mind blown by the unspeakable intense-ness of it. i will not attempt it. please heed the following warning…

warning
those foolish enough to attempt to mimic the powerstance are usually afflicted with severe injury and intense chronic pain for the rest of their lives.
dude! did you see what happened to jeremy when he tried to do the powerstance? his f-cking leg snapped like a twig man!
powerstance is like awesome…only it’s way better than awesome. it’s powerstance! powerstance can be the way you feel, how incredible something was or a general statement which can be added to any sentence to make the sentence that much more awesome.
dude, did you see that move. talk about powerstance!

i’m so powerstance, i define that sh-t.
a stance normally used by people who are mentally handicapped at around lunch time in school cafeteria’s after they are done talking to people. the left foot is forward and the right foot is back, while they rock back and forth while looking at the clock.
d-mn it must be 12:10, sara is doing the power stance again!
variant of the captain morgan stance, usually done by politicians in campaign videos. typically executed with the raised foot on a school desk and with the upper body leaned forward a bit. often accented by draping a coat/jacket over one shoulder.
i’m surprised obama won, given the distinct lack of power stances during his campaign.