a female by the name of jillian, who also responds to jilli, enjoys food h–rding, sweating like a rabid mongoose, shrieking from the top of her lungs for no apparent reason, and getting intoxicated on wednesday nights and making big mistakes
hey prader get your head out of the fridge!
- Chinese finger trap
traditionally it is an ancient chinese finger toy. on the street it is used in reference to a girl that has been known to have s-x with two men at the same time from both ends, hence resembling a chinese finger trap, complete with the pulling and pushing. i f-cked this girl while she was […]
attempting to end a technical debate by claiming that google does it this way, therefore it is the only reasonable solution for a problem. an even nerdier equivalent of g-dwin’s law. #1 i dunno, a 10:1 engineer/manager ratio seems ideal. #2 whataver bro, google is more like 20:1. managers are total dead weight. #1 way […]
- Goo Lagoon
when a guy c-ms on a girls stomach and the c-m fills up the girls belly b-tton. “i pulled out and gave her a goo lagoon last night.”
“gopen” is a verb with origins in pennsylvania that means go open something. as described by the heynabonics video, northeastern pennsylvania’s native tongue is all about verbal economy, so people use this verb in order to shorten conversation. mom: gopen the garage so your father can park da car.
- Gorilla Killa
a menthol cigarette. my friend jamal is smoking a gorilla killa.