pre-flush rush
to flush the toilet prior to taking a dump to avoid the smell, sound of embarrising clashing water, (and most of all) the waiting for the feces to go down the pipes.
ryan- hey man whyd u pause the game?
chris- i have to take a dump but i promise to stay in a pre-flush rush mode.
ryan- alright good, thanks man.
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