Pregarexia
women! are you an ardent anorexic? do you believe in bulimia? are you worried about giving up your crazy -ss eating disorder and gaining wait during pregnancy?
fear not!
introducing pregarexia!
now you don’t have to binge and purge alone!!!!
you and your unborn baby- can crash diet for that size zero dress together!
– warning- this kind of crazy -ss and totally selfish sh-t many (most likely) harm the development of your unborn child!!!
“during pregnancy i gained 25 pds but was maybe 8 pds over what was suggested for my height to start of with. it felt like the perfect amount.. she ate all the fat off my back and my belly was nothing but skin and baby.”
sounds like your friend has a case of pregarexia
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