pregnahoax
when a ho, pretends to have a bun in the oven, in an attempt to trap or win the affection of the “alleged” baby daddy. if unsuccessful, said pregnaho will become a pregnastalker in attempts to extort money for a “fake” abortion by threatening man with future child support, often claiming to be pregnant with twins. this most often occurrs by an attention wh-r- who may secretly be suffering from baby l-st or a fat, ugly white girl, who is the victim of a late night hit & run, attempting to blackmail a black male who already has eight kids by six baby momma’s. the pregnastalker may conduct 3 to 4 pregnahoax’s a year and even pregnastalk several men at once for the same pregnahoax
after 24 weeks of a pregnahoax…. a false pregnancy test, pretending to have morning sickness, going to ob/gyn doctor visits and sporting an artificial baby b-mp!!!… that maternity clothes wearing ho faked a miscarriage.
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