premature trackulation


when an individual obsessively tracks their online orders to the extent that as soon as the order is placed, they are looking for a tracking number. when they get the tracking number they follow their package every step of the way, sort of like they are a surrogate traveler on their package’s journey. “hey, we just got to atlanta”. the high or “payoff” is when the tracker gets an e-mail that the package has been delivered, opens the door, and there it is. weather delays are serious b-mmers to premature trackulators.
herb, i just placed the order 10 minutes ago and it’s sunday night. stop with the premature trackulation. there is no way the package will be leaving the warehouse for at least a day or two.

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