pretendong
subst-tuting a large p-n-s in place of your own and sending it as a d-ck pic to a random girl on the internet, or worse, photoshopping your own to make it look bigger and thicker.
i’ve just been sent a d-ck pic from my boyfriend, but i’ve seen it in real life, so this is a pretendong.
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