pretzel day

is on april 26th (aka national pretzel day)
joked about on “the office” (season 3 episode 5) and is stanley hudson’s favorite day out of the 365 days of the year
“i wake up every morning in a bed that’s too small, driving my daughter too a school that’s too expensive, and then i go to work for a job for which pays too little, but on pretzel day? well i like pretzel day.” – leslie baker as stanley hudson on the office

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