Pride Currency


when one is so terrifically awesome, that having money just isn’t enough to measure your value. so instead of any ordinary currency, one must use pride currency, the currency of the awesomest of the awesomest.
chuck norris doesn’t use any normal earthly currency, he uses pride currency. anything he buys he pays with pride, and that mother f-ck is rich!!!

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