Princess Jaime
the ultimate leader of our modern society. she is a goddess who has blessed us all with her grace and beauty. but don’t you dare refer to her as just “jaime” or she will turn into the devil! she is a woman who conquers all with her prince charming by her side in t-tiville. all of the t-tvillians must wear specialized protector gl-sses, because her swagger is so unbeatable that it reflects happy t-ti beams that put you into phylactic shock. she may be naturally fun-sized, but her confidence is so strong that it added a few extra inches to her height. this chick makes snooki feel just as good as a pair of last seasons cowboy boots. all dem b-tches must bow.
matt: shh! the princess is coming! we must bow!
kevin: i love you…princess jaime!
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