Principal
a jerk who sits in their office at school and drinks coffee all day. your teacher sends you there when you’re too much for them to handle. you’re often sent there for stupid reasons.
teacher: how many sides are on a triangle?
me: three
teacher: you didn’t raise your hand! go to the princ-p-l’s office!
me:aw cr-p
a former football coach with 2 losing seasons
secretary: “the princ-p-l is coming to observe your cl-ss tomorrow, mr. smith”
mr. smith: “oh, the joys of teaching band. now i’ll get to hear about why it’s my fault we’re 24th seed this year.”
the leader, boss and manager of a school. most are known to be old and mean and fat but there are exceptions.
w-nksta- omg, guess what? i was sent to the princ-p-l’s office yesterday!!! how awesome is that?
w-nksta 2- yeah right! only gangstas get sent to the princ-p-l’s office. like me!
the boards b-tch.
princ-p-l: “well joe, i will have to call your parents because that is what the board tells me is the correct procedure although you only threw a snowball at a wall. snowb-lls are very dangerous according to the board.
joe: “nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo”
the person your teacher sends you to when they can’t handle the stupid sh-t you do anymore, or they’re on their period
a princ-p-l will give you a lecture on how to behave and a detention if it was really bad you’ll be suspended
student a: the stupid b-tch sent me to the princ-p-l
student b: what happened?
student a: he got some sand in his vag so he gave me a detention
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