fake turbulence


when an airplane goes through what the p-ssengers belive to be turbulence, but the pilot is just recieving head and can’t control himself.
“this plane ride has been b-mpy, must be some bad turbulence.”
“or maybe that hot flight attendent who went into the c-ckpit and him are doing something, she has been in there for awhile now we could be experiencing some fake turbulence.”

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