Prisdom
words of wisdom and/or ‘knowledge’ that an o.g. kicks to the younger homies after coming fresh out of prison, whether it be yard stories, thoughtful insights and/or ‘precautions’ related to staying out of jail.
man, i was soakin’ it up hard-core with my uncle chacho after he got out of lock-up last week, and that fool was spittin’ all kinds of prisdom about keepin’ out of trouble and livin’ a square’s life… then he asked me if he could borrow a joint until he gets some money from my aunt on friday.
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