Procrastiductive
to procrastinate by doing other productive things, just not the one thing you are supposed to be doing, e.g. doing laundry when you should be writing an essay.
a: dude, i was so procrastiductive today. i’ve cleaned my entire room and organized my itunes.
b: and?
a: …and i have 300 pages of reading to do for tomorrow.
b: you suck at life.
a: truth.
when the typical average human being procrastinates from doing a life’s necessity to engage in a personally profound enterprise. yet this individual is still doing something productive on a personal measure.
parents: “clean your room, do your homework, do your ch-r-s. you’re procrastinating.”
me: (setting higher life standards through the entertainment quality of my tumblr page therefore being a stupendous citizen and social network occupant, cultivating cultural interest through watching informative youtube videos and studying the patterns of human interaction and being socially involved through facebook)
…
“no. i’m being procrastiductive.”
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