Procrastination purchase
a procrastination purchase, is a an unnecessary purchase of an item for the sole purpose of deviating from a set task or -ssignment.
procrastination purchases generally involve online shopping.
i’ll take a quick break from my -ssignment because i really need a new pair of jeans.
-two hours and 150 dollars later-
well that was a procrastination purchase, i should really do this essay, it’s due tomorrow…
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