not doing what your supposed to around the house because your watching your neighbors out the window.
i didn’t get anything done today because i was procrastineighboring.
- fart detector
someone with an ultra-sensitive sense of smell, who can detect a fart from a long distance. martha: “does ted have a cold? he’s always sniffing.” rastus: “no. he can smell a fart up to ten miles away. he’s a fart detector.”
tissue-cans is a phenomenon generally recoursed by small breasted girls with insufficient capital to undergo a breast cosmetic surgery. such girls, striving to boost their self-confidence, wad layers of tissue papers in the bra untill a form of cleavage is somewhat contrived. more often than not, this practice ends up exacerbating the whole situation. this […]
a person who is a controlling b-tch, over protective freak; generally a female who is dirty and doesn’t cleanse. don’t talk to that seedweed she’ll bite your vag off if you come near her man.
the orange plastic containers children carry on halloween to collect candy when trick or treating. its not just a bucket or a pumpkin…..its a pumpket! my mom is so cheap i had to carry the same old pumpket for five years!!
- octagonal synthetic face mask disorder
a face mask generally used on specimens with underdeveloped jaw lines. generally the rare disease leaves victims with only two planes of sight. this means they can only see in 2d or in 1d. just think, the original super mario brothers for the nes had a better graphics system than the system that these people […]