Productive
something that could be seen as worthwhile, but is probably used as an excuse to do a useless task.
instead of sitting here, i am going to do something productive.
like what?
i’m going to watch days of our lives.
when you get off your lazy -ss and get sh-t done.
instead of being a grade-a slacker, mike decided to be productive and finish high school.
pruh-dŭk’tĭv – something that could be seen as constructive, but is actually a form of procrastination used to put off doing what one really needs to do.
today i need to look for a job, but instead i’m going to be productive and clean my kitchen.
were u feel the need for a sh-g
holly … i feel productive lets do it!
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