Projaculator


noun: projaculator; plural noun: projaculators

a: something used for making -j-c-l-t–n calculations, in particular an electronic device which attaches to the erect p-n-s which then provides the specific -j-c-l-t–n velocity to a handheld device.

b: a person who -j-c-l-t-s with such force that the blast radius is substantially larger than an average -j-c-l-t–n.
“my god fred, my last boyfriend was a dribbler, but you are a projaculator!”

“i’m sorry about the wall stain mom. i was unaware that i was a projaculator.”

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