promlem
a problem revolving around your prom.
first person “i can’t decide which shoes i’m going to wear to the prom!”
second person “sounds like you’ve got a promlem.”
the annual social gathering known as prom, for high school students all over the country come with some problems. where is pre-prom? where is after-prom? who’s buying the beer? who’s sitting at my table (etc). these problems and more have come to be known as ‘promlems’, because they are problems concerning prom.
i can only have 20 people at after-prom. what a promlem!
those four people are being after-promlems
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