Prone Masturbation
atypical masturbatory style in the face-down position that is commonly blamed for erectile dysfunction and male -rg-smic disorder (delayed -j-c-l-t–n).
a: dude, the other day i was on the ground doing push-ups when i got a b-n-r…but when it rubbed the ground it felt good.
b: man, that’s pr-ne masturbation, it’s bad for your d-ck.
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