pronoun switch
a tool used by people dating someone of the same gender to show someone that they are indeed not straight. this involves using the pr-noun of their same-gender significant other instead of the one suggested by the person who asked.
james: do you have a boyfriend yet?
lily: actually, my girlfriend and i just moved in together.
james: wait, girlfriend?
lily: yes.
james: oh, i’m happy for you! *walks off*
later on…
nancy: hey! how are you?
lily: oh, i’m great, i just had to use the pr-noun switch on james.
nancy: sorry.
lily: it’s annoying, but it’s fine.
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