Prostitute Scarecrow
a female ragam-ffin whose hair resembles straw in both texture and appearance. the prost-tute scarecrow will stand on the side of old country roads and try to entice young farmers with her lumpy hay-filled dungarees and poorly applied makeup.
“old man crawford was enticed by the prost-tute scarecrows’ hay-filled bags”
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