protein stain


spermatozoa that has dried on a fabric or carpet or anything else.
“d-mn when my wife sees all the protein stains on our new bed she’ll know i’ve been f-ckin’ around’
stains caused by -j-c-l-t–n
i went to a hotel and there were protein stains on the sheets… disgusting
something that does not come out with just shampoo. very sticky, irritating, but not flammable
hey harry, this protein stain tastes nothing like caviar!!!

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