Shatnerspension
to build suspension by inserting overdramatic pauses like william shatner, with or without facial expressions. the suspension created by shatner pause, shatner comma, or shatnering.
“did you see how matt read that last line? he used shatner pause so well that he created shatnerspension for the group listening.”
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