PSDM
p–py software development methodology
a software development methodology designed for contractors to maximize inefficiency to increase client costs and maximize profit.
the key tenets of psdm are:
– coding is done using wizards. developers use only a sledgehammer and a mouse.
– testing is performed by monkeys banging on keyboards.
– the build process involves manually translating java source to byte code using pico.
– merging is a fun game called ‘pin the branch on the trunk’. the team lead is blindfolded and spun around three times, then pushed towards his computer.
– problems are your fault
“what percent done are you?”
“did you check in those changes yet?”
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