a s-xual encounter including most of the elements of a regular s-xual encounter, including nudity, oral s-x, kissing, etc., which specifically avoids p-n-s-in-v-g-n- (piv) intercourse just so the parties can pretend they didn’t actually have s-x.
josh only went as far as pseudos-x with his friend’s ex-girlfriend so he wouldn’t have to say he f-cked her.

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