Pseudovisor


a complete idiot that has self-designated authority in a work environment to micromanage and police others. this person has self-proclaimed self-importance and thus self-authorit-ty to bully others according to loose definitions of office policies. this person feels insecure by nature, has probably been molested as a child, and feels threatened by others due to lack of any relevant talent or skill relating to thier actual job. weasel.
him: i just busted the pseudovisor spying over my shoulder to see what i was doing! wtf!?!

her: what a douchebag! he should focus on his own lack of talent and skill and get his -ss to work!

him: no sh-t, sherlock. but he is my pseudovisor!
the person left in charge when the boss is gone. has no real authority, just added responsibilities. can be a nice person or a nasty one.
coworker: man i love it when bob is pseudovisor; he always brings in donuts. i wish he was our real supervisor.

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