Pseulebrity
someone who has created the perception that they’re more famous than they are. pseulebrities are avid social networking users; they complain a lot, ask for free stuff and talk about themselves in the third person. they live in a vacuous online world where followers, ‘friends’, ‘likes’ and blog views mean more than s-x.
susan thinks she’s so fauxmous i wish she’d stop tweeting about how busy and important she is, she’s such a pseulebrity
a person who is often mistaken to be some sort of mainstream celebrity, or someone who is a local celebrity only.
i’m a pseu-lebrity because people always think i look like a celebrity wherever i go.
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