pubeard
pr-nounced p-b- beard
1.) a beard on someones face that looks like they glued p-b-s to their face
2.) being bald everywhere except for around your genitals where you have m-ssive amounts of hair due to no upkeep
did you see the p-b-ard on wendy? it’s nasty, she hasn’t shaved in weeks
when a dude grows a beard, but it really just ends up looking scraggly and nasty, as if he had grown p-b-s on his chin instead of a manly beard. (pr-nounced: pew-beard)
dude, did you see the p-b-ard on john? he needs to shave that nasty sh-t right now!
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