Publicly Funded Mafia

can refer to any law enforcement organization or police officer. especially those that practice unconst-tutional practices such as illegal search and seizure, shooting of unarmed individuals, profiling, hypocritical actions in violation of the law, failure to act to solve a crime, moonlighting, or other unethical activities.
i would have made it to your party on time, but i was stopped by the publicly funded mafia. they were conducting random searches and thought i looked easy.

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