Puddlefile
an alluring puddle that doesn’t look nearly as treacherous as it is. that type of puddle that says you can step in me and be just fine. but when you do water covers your entire shoe or you slip and bust your -ss and leaves you cold and embarr-ssed in a place you dont want to be.
i thought i would be fine, it seemed innocent enough. but that puddlefile raped me and my new shoes .
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