pueraphillia
a s-xual and/or romantic attraction to children under the legal age of consent/age of adulthood (depending on the location).
this includes babies, toddlers, pre-p-b-scent children, and/or teens/children going through p-b-rty.
not to be confused with pedophilia
i caught john fapping to pueraphillia p-rn.
i think my uncle is a pueraphile.
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