a man or (woman) that claims ownership or one who pet sits or even has temporary custody of the chinese canine know as the pug (disambiguation) can also be subst-tuted by dutch bulldog, dutch mastiff, mini mastiff, mops, or a carlin.
while in custody the pug, the individual uses the pug’s natural captivating character, remarkable personality, and overall lovable fascinating docile but also vivacious nature in order to gain carnal knowledge of another individual of the opposite gender. intercorse being the ultimate prize, however any know bodily fluids are acceptable.
” i was walking connor on the beach the other day and i pugged this sweet surfer chick from cofc!”
” met this milf and red’s ! one look at connor and i knew i was getting pugged that night!”
“i am so sore from getting pugged all weekend , i have send that beast connor the pouch palace so i can get some rest”
- Chocolate Kazoo
similar to the rusty trombone the chocolate kazoo is when a girl eats a guy’s sh-t while she simultaneously jacks him off. “no thanks, i don’t want any pizza. i just gave a chocolate kazoo so i’m pretty full.”
- chocolate slinger
employees at g-diva or other high end chocolate shops or factories. chocolate slingers are specifically characterized by their judgmental nature and disapproval of your chocolate purchases. “she rolled her eyes at me when i asked for banana chocolate truffles! it’s not like she’s mrs. g-diva or anything… she’s a friggin’ chocolate slinger!”
ugly p-ssy or a nasty, sl-tty looking tw-t. neesta: yo so what did you and that chick end up doing last night? harry: we got pretty drunk and she ended up blowin’ me neesta: that it? harry: yea, she asked me to return the favor but that b-tch had a sl-tw-t.
- Chode Pony
1. a really short nasty ponytail, usually seen on dirty old men or hipster douchebags 2. a person who is an enormous tool. that guy is super creepy. look at his chode pony! dude, you’re such a chode pony.
- mustard scab
when you’re f-cking and the girl has a cut on her and you j-zz onto it. yo man i heard they were f-cking so hard he mustard scabbed her