PULCHRITUDINOUSLY-CHALLENGED
b-tt-ugly; not a sight for sore eyes, fugly (when someone is so ugly that when they look out the window, they get arrested for mooning).
my ho is so pulchritudinously-challenged that the local bakery pays her to use her face, as they push it into the dough to make a batch of gorilla cookies. as a matter of fact, when she goes to the bathroom, she scares the sh-t out of the toilet, and when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillance cameras because her face could scare the maggots off of a gut pile!
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