Pull a Bernie
jacking old folks on the streets or in the board rooms.
hoodlum: hey jack, pull out the wallet or i’ll blast yo’ old -ss!
old guy: look son, bernie madoff beat you to it…
hoodlum: d-mn…
person #1: did you hear about jimmy pulling a berine last night?
person #2: so…did he pull a bernie?
person #3: he tried to jack an old dude, but bernie madoff already jacked his -ss!
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