Pull a John Preston
pull a john preston is the act of single-handedly f-cking up a group of people in the most awesome way imaginable while using a gun/pair of guns/club/pair of clubs/katana/your bare godd-mned fists. it doesn’t matter what you use because you’re such a bad-ss the fight will be over in seconds leaving nothing but a circle of bodies around you.
an individual capable of pulling a john preston is not to be f-cked with. seriously, they can shoot you without even looking at you, dodge bullets and know what you’re thinking before you do.
“man, i was at the bar last night and there was this fight that broke out. all of a sudden, some guy pulls a john preston with a pool cue and before i know it there’s, like, eight guys ko’d on the floor. it was awesome!”
“i was heading to my car to go to work and suddenly a ninja posse appears in front of me. so i pulled a john preston on them. wasn’t even late for work.”
“so, i storm into this building and there’s, like, twenty guys with rifles shooting at me. i drop my m4, whip out my berettas and pull a john preston on them. wonder if they’ll give me a congressional medal of bad-ssery?”
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