Pull a Keller
to pull a keller is a swimming term that means to jump off of the starting block and land on somebody who is already swimming.
person 1 is up on the block, ready to dive as person 2 comes in towards the wall.
person 1 prepares to dive, but person 2 does a flip turn instead of touching the wall, meaing they have another 50 or more to go.
it’s too late for person 1 to stop, and he falls into the water on top of person 2.
person 2: “i still had another 50 to go! way to pull a keller and get us d.q.ed!”
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